Monday, February 11, 2013

Claire-isms: Church Edition

Claire remains the head comedian in the family.  A lot of her funnies are more intentional nowadays, but we still get our share of unintentionals.  Here are a couple of my recent favorites....church style:

Reese: "Mom, who's that guy who was old and he found out he was going to have a baby?"
Me:  "Abraham?"
Claire, sitting close by: "Who's Abraham?"
Me: "Abraham was a prophet."
Claire, looking very confused: "Michael's dog was a prophet?!"

Michael and his dog, Abraham..."the prophet"

(Just yesterday)
Claire, shortly after waking up:  "What day is it today?"
Me: "Sunday."
Claire: "Ohh noooo. (Claire doesn't particularly love Sundays. :/ ) Wait.  Is it a slow Sunday? Or a fast Sunday?"
(Ironically, aren't "fast Sundays" the absolute slowest?)

(And I thought I'd throw in a cute one from Reese from a couple weeks ago)
We were out running errands one morning and I had to run back home to grab something.  I also grabbed a package of Ritz crackers to tide the kids over until lunch.  As I ran back out to the car I saw Reese through the window clapping for joy. 
When I opened the door, Reese exclaimed: "I was hoping soooo bad that you'd grab some Ritz crackers.  [Pause]  I think it was the Holy Ghost."

6 comments:

Cynthia said...

Lol - your kids are too funny. And you're so in tune. :)

Karen said...

Too cute! That made me chuckle:).

Ann said...

Ha ha! That last one is too sweet.

Heidi said...

Love it. Thanks for the smiles!

Marisa said...

I am sitting at the computer laughing out loud!!!! Those are so stinkin funny!!!

Michael...Midol....Punky....Mido the Sugar Bear Punky....Twitcher....Cheetoh Eater said...

Claire is a little comedian in training. I've been Skyping with her and teaching her the ropes